What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?